so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.
Who let Arthur Shappey start naming things?
I NEED THIS
I like this. Can I please have it?
These are made by a company called Waldo Pancake who also do awesome notebooks like this:
and bags like this:
If I could have any company’s entire range, it’s be that of Waldo Pancake. I bloody love them.
I have a passport cover from them that says “Not that I ever go anywhere.”
“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.
A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”
Note to self, you can be too smart to serve on a jury.
Barnes & Noble.
Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.
go to your room and think about what you’ve done
So very bad and yet so very true. *slow clap*
HIS FACE IS JUST THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
The cast of The Lord of the Rings laughing (at their own jokes) // LOTR behind the scenes