“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt
This just motivated the fuck out of me.
Chris Pratt is my new god
This is how everyone outside of the Sherlock fandom feels about Sherlock fans.
That’s how people /in/ the Sherlock fandom feel about Sherlock fans.
i learned a palindrome today and its the best & funniest thing ive ever heard here goes:
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
is the winter soldier a villain?
❑ absolutely not
*PUNCHES WALL* PRE SERUM STEVE ROGERS IS SO IMPORTANT
That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.
imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain
That guy must be an asshole
im so hooked on muggleborns fucking shit up with pop culture references
dumbledore warns for something with the words “very dangerous” and around the great hall you hear scattered “much frightening” “such peril”
snape gets really fuckin pissed off at a kid named luke and roars “LUKE!!!” and luke stands up and screams back “I AM YOUR FATHER”
mcgonagall catches students doing something against hogwart’s rules and yells “WHY?” and one kid goes “M C A”
Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal
we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.